Bird Flu – the answer

Right, as it now appears that the Bird Flu virus that the press are panicking about originated in Scotland, the solution should be obvious…

Just coat all chicken in batter and deep-fry it – its as good an explanation for why its had no effect up there in 46 years as any I can think of…

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