What she said, she said….

Via Recess Monkey, it appears that a Facebook group has been set up to defend the honour of Arleen Ouzounian, who unwittingly found herself in the Daily Mail after putting her typing fingers into gear without engaging her brain:

Top young Tory hails death of Labour MP

The Tories were today engulfed in a row over a “distasteful website that hailed the death of Labour MP Piara Khabra.

A leading member of Conservative Future, the party’s youth organisation, said the prospect of a by-election in Mr Khabra’s Ealing Southall seat “feels like Christmas has come early”.

The comments were posted by Arleen Ouzounian, deputy chairman of Conservative Future in Ealing.

According to the description on the group’s homepage, which one must assume has been written by its admin, Oliver Cooper, none of this is true and its all a conspiracy by ‘shameless leftist bloggers and faceless political hacks’ – oh, and you’ll need a sickbag for the next bit:

Over the past two weeks, Arleen Ouzounian has come under attack from shameless leftist bloggers and faceless political hacks. Arleen has been subjected to the most torturous abuse and suffered the harshest consequences of others’ actions, none of which the fault of her self.

All those that know her know that the accusations couldn’t be further from the truth. The idea that, as a compassionate Christian and pacifist, Arleen could possibly do anything but mourn the unfortunate and untimely death of an innocent human being is an affront not just to her as an individual, but to all the values on which she bases her actions.

We stand by Arleen in her fight to clear herself of the scandalous and scurrilous accusations levelled at her character.

Oliver is presumably banking on the fact that Google’s cache has now been refreshed, destroying the evidence of Arleen’s gaff, which might be all well and good but for UKPoliblog from which this screenshot was taken a matter of minutes ago – The Regalis Blog belongs to Arleen, btw:

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I particularly like the ‘The idea that, as a compassionate Christian and pacifist, Arleen could possibly do anything but mourn the unfortunate and untimely death of an innocent human being‘ line – Khabra was 82 years old, which is what we call round here ‘a good innings’.

Cooper, on the other hand, is evidently what we call round here ‘a snivelling little gobshite‘.

UPDATE:

After a bit of prodding from Recess Monkey, Oliver has issued what he’s laughably calling a ‘statement’ on Ouzounian’s comments:

Since one of those that has attacked Arleen has demanded a statement on the issue, here is one:

Arleen did not describe the death of Piara Khabra as being like Christmas come early. That is a deliberate misquote. Her blog post consisted of two parts, explicitly divided by belonging to two separate paragraphs, and hence to two self-contained ideas:

1) The first addressed the issue of his death, and was appropriately dignified and respectful on that topic.

2) The second addressed the political consequences. The term ‘Christmas has come early’ referred to the opportunity that Conservatives have to prove the party’s development since the last general election. Arleen is a local political activist, the Regalis is a political blog, and, hence, the political consequences of his death are important. Divorced from its cause: the prospect of injecting vitality into local democracy feels to Arleen like a good thing.

One could only misunderstand Arleen’s post in such a manner with deliberate and malicious intent. Either that or not understanding what a paragraph is. It’s really your choice, Alex.

So the situation is exactly what it appears – an empty-headed Tory student had a flux of the mouth and was more concerned with wetting herself at the prospect of a by-election on her patch than on displaying a modicum of decorum – which is exactly what the Daily Mail reported and precisely what’s been said on all the blogs I’ve seen commenting on this.

In which case, the correct response is the Boris defence – bluster a bit, admit you’ve dropped a bollock, take the kicking with a bit of good grace and move on.

People like Boris. Even lefties and faceless political hacks like Boris – why?

Well, in part, because when he fucks up, he takes his lumps with a measure of resigned good humour and then gets on with things rather than whinging like a stuck pig for weeks afterwards, which is altogether a lesson lost on Oliver and his halfwit Tory mates.

It’s called taking responsibility for your actions. You fuck up. You apologise. You take your lumps and you move on – whining like a bunch five year old and posting vomit-inducing eulogies to a half-wit whose ‘crime’ was a bit of crass insensitivity and nothing more only keeps the whole episode going and makes it worse.

What a twat!

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EXCLUSIVE: Sandwell Councillor to stand in Ealing Southhall

In the last five minutes, I’ve received a very hot tip that Sandwell Councillor, Gurinder Singh Josan, is the new favourite to be selected as the Labour Party’s Candidate for the Ealing Southall by-election.

Cllr Josan, who currently represents the St Paul’s ward in Smethwick, comes from a solid Labour background – his father was a highly respected local councillor for many years –… - Continue Reading...

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All that’s missing is the toaster and the cuddly toy…

Taking about keeping it in the family, Gordon’s reshuffle means that in ministerial positions we now have the brothers Milliband, the Balls family and, last but not least, the Eagle twins.

Next thing we know we’ll find out that Hazel Blears is the long-lost daughter of Denis Skinner – although I wouldn’t mind seeing the look on Akehurst’s face when that story broke.

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What abstinence-only sex education really means…

I had thought I was finished with the whole Playfoot/Silver Ring Thing for the time being – at least until the High Court issued its judgement and we could see whether sense and reason have prevailed, but then I’m a bit of sucker for debunking bad science (and bad social science for that matter) so when I came across some information and the research- Continue Reading...

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Ahhhh-Bullshit… Gezundheit!

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Dumbing Down Dementia

One of the more enjoyable (and sometimes inflammatory) habits adopted by the excellent Dr Crippen is his posting of what he calls ‘Quacktitioner Alerts‘, which, in common with Ben Goldacre’s ‘Bad Science‘ provide a valuable public service by highlighting all manner of crap science, piss-poor practice, misinformation and general snake-oilery.

I’m happy to say that I’m very much a fan when it… - Continue Reading...

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Felicity Lowde Sentenced

Rachel is, I expect, pretty snowed under at the moment, so I’ll break the news…

Cyber-stalker Felicity Lowde Awarded Six-Month Jail Sentence For Terrorizing Rachel North

June 28, 2007 10:36 a.m. EST

Susheela Hegde – AHN News Writer

London, England (AHN) – A cyber-stalker has been handed down six-month sentence for harassing a 7/7 bombing survivor through a web-log and e-mails.

Felicity Jane Lowde, a

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Ealing Southall (again)

This just in from the Lib Dems on the upcoming by-elections in Ealing Southall and Sedgefield:

Labour are scared of the Liberal Democrat challenge.

Really? What were the figures for Lib Dem support in the last couple of opinion polls? 15% or so?

In recent years they lost Brent East, Leicester South and Dunfermline to us.

That was then, this is now and you’re deep… - Continue Reading...

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Radio GaGa – Ealing Southall edition.

Via Iain Dale, it would appear that the Tories are keeping it in the family in their choice of candidate for the upcoming Ealing Southall by-election.

The Conservatives have now chosen their candidate for the Ealing Southall by election this lunchtime. He is Tony Lit, MD of Sunrise Radio. He will be in Ealing this afternoon campaigning with David Cameron. I also have

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There’ll be a party at the Crippen’s…

Hewitt leaves Cabinet health job

Patricia Hewitt will not be health secretary in new Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s first Cabinet.

She was widely expected to lose her post after increasing pressure over NHS deficits and doctor training schemes.

It is not yet known if she will be given another job in government, or will return to the backbenches.

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