Do I have to?

I suppose I can’t let today pass without some comment on the 10th anniversary of Diana getting street pizza’d in a Paris tunnel…

…and this is it, courtesy of Saint Hairy Bob of Africa:

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In case anyone misses the message here, Paul Linford has put up five questions, and his answers, that I think are worth answering myself.

Where was I when I first found out?

Home, probably.

Can’t say I made a point of making a mental note of this, but I expect I was following my usual routine – get up, ablutions, fag, coffee, stick TV on for the news and eh viola…

What was my initial reaction?

Well that’s fucked the TV schedules for today on terrestrial – anything worth watching on cable?

Was it really Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell’s finest hour?

I suspect that for both this is yet to come and will involve one or more phrases from the following selection:- ‘death bed’, ‘myocardial infarction’, ‘pulmonary embolism’, ‘arterial spray’ (please)… you get the general idea.

As for Diana thing, both probably deserve awards for services to bulemia – all that ‘people’s princess’ stuff made me want to puke.

Did I think the Monarchy would be overthrown?

I live in perpetual hope and optimism for the day.

Oh, and is ‘overthrown’ really the right word to use? It’s not as if they’ve got any real power and authority and tempting as the idea of the rope and lamppost road to republicanism might be, I’d cheerfully accept the quiet retirement into obscurity route as an alternative – no need to be too vindictive.

Did Britain fall victim to an outbreak of mass hysteria?

Paul’s view is that, ‘It was more the case that public displays of grief became socially acceptable for the first time’.

Grief what exactly? It’s not like anyone but a very tiny minority of those determinedly inflating Interflora’s profits at the time and snivelling in the street had ever met the woman, let alone got to know her well enough to experience genuine grief.

As a expression of ‘public grief’ the reaction to Diana’s death had all the emotional verite of someone having a bit of a cry while they’re watching ET or when some kid’s pet hamster snuffs it on Animal Hospital  – it was a purely vicarious thing and all the more empty for it.

As for whether it was an outbreak of mass hysteria or not, I suspect it more a case of  confirming just how many sad bastards there are out there.

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Cameron’s Intelligence Crisis – part 2

On to part 2 of my look at the Tory’s mini-manifesto on crime, and to yet more carping about bureaucracy and Bobbies on the beat:

1.3 Permanent police visibility

A permanent police visibility on the streets is by far the most effective deterrent against crime.

Currently the average police officer spends more time on paperwork than he or she spends on patrol. This

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Cameron’s intelligence crisis – part 1

This is the first of a series of posts over the next few days in which Ill be dismantling the Tory’s ‘mini manifesto’ on Law and Order, piece by piece, starting with its specific proposals and then finishing up with the proposed ‘Social Covenant’.

So lets kick things off with Cam’s plans for the future of Police stop and search powers.

1.1 Abolish the stop

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Sham Cam’s Flim-Flam

Without wishing to spoil anyone’s anticipation of the upcoming publication of Iain Dale’s latest guide to political blogging, I’m one of forty bloggers who has a self-penned entry in the book’s ‘Who’s Who’ section, in which I make the point that one of things that motivates my writing is a deep-seated sense of irritation with people who routinely demonstrate their inability to back up their… - Continue Reading...

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Pretty Fly for a Chav Guy

The Times has published an intriguing allegation regarding the background to the pedal-by shooting of Rhys Jones that, perhaps better than anything else I’ve read in the last few days, explains why its important that we crack down on teenage street gangs in the UK:

Detectives believe that Rhys, 11, was accidentally hit by a stray bullet as he walked through a pub car

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McBansturbation

As we’re on the subject of gun crime at the moment, its worth pointing out that Scotland has its own moral panic, unseemly bout of political opportunism and proposal for a bit of McBansturbation playing out by the numbers at the moment, albeit one in which its airguns and not handguns in the role of pantomime villain.

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Facts, Lies and Gun Crime statistics

At the risk of getting right up Dizzy’s nose (yet again) it’s worth pointing out that unlike some bloggers I personally make a point of never taking statistical information provided by politicians, the media (or in some cases, other bloggers) at face value without first checking the original source information.

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What’s in a word?

There’s a rather interest piece of linguistic legerdemain on the Telegraph’s website:

One in four babies born in the UK now have a foreign mother or father, Government figures have revealed.

Office for National Statistics (ONS) data for the year to July 2006 showed the proportion of babies born to a foreign parent has risen to 25 per cent compared with 20 per cent

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The Great Firewall of Turkey

If you’ve booked a holiday in Turkey and had any thoughts of nipping out to a local cyber-cafe to catch up with your favourite blogs while you’re out there, then forget it. If the blog you’re after is hosted at wordpress.com then all you’ll see is this:

‘Access to this site has been suspended in accordance with decision no: 2007/195 of T.C. Fatih 2.Civil Court

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Sad News

From Rachel From North London:

Mum died in the early hours of this morning. Dad was with her. The family had been at the hospital since Monday morning, sleeping there, being there, keeping faith. Dad never left her side. Day and night, her husband, and children and brother were always with her, praying and talking, keeping silence, thanking her, holding her hand, telling

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