It’s a democracy, stupid

I promised you all another venture in the realms of MadNaddery and here it is…

First of all, to pick up the weekend’s events let me direct you to Bookdrunk who’s nicely covered all the relevant ground vis-a-vis the bullshit that’s appeared in the Daily Mail over the weekend…

nadine dorries: age shall not wither her (problem with telling the truth)

nadine dorries: in defeat, smear your enemies (updated)

Also well worth a visit, not least for the piss-poor astroturfing attempt, is Tom Harris’s blog.

Let it go, Nadine

Strong arguments don’t require this kind of duplicity

Tom, who’s a a Labour MP actually voted for a reduction in the upper time limit for abortion, but on this occasion I’ll not hold that against him, just suggest that he take the time to read through the material I’ve already put together on here and see if any of that challenges his thinking.

Meanwhile, getting back to Mid-Narnia for a moment, Mad Nad’s latest foray into the realms of fiction comes in the form of a piss-poor attempt to suggest that the abortion vote might have been a factor in the result of last week’s Crewe and Nantwich by-election:

Over the weekend I have had feedback from people who canvassed in Crewe and Nantwich. Apparently – and this is only what I have been told – the abortion vote played a part in the last few days.

Crewe has a very large Irish Catholic population as a result of the historic railway building programme.

If this information is correct, then the impact could play out in many other seats.

Wilted Rose has a very good blog on it .

Let me be the first to call bullshit on this whole idea, followed by ‘very large Irish Catholic population’ my arse…

This is really simple.

For starters the census data for the constituency for 2001 give the number of people identifying themselves as ethnic Irish as 769.

Now, that’s not the whole story – the census data on religion for the area doesn’t distinguish between different brands of Christianity and there is a persistent issue with some Irish communities of second, third and greater generation individuals putting themselves down as white British, which obscures their family  heritage.

So, we need another means of getting a snapshot of the likely size of the Catholic vote in the area and perhaps the best indicator we can use is to look at the local school provision for Catholic children, which in the case of Crewe and Nantwich amounts to two primary schools and one secondary school with a total number of inmates of just shy of 1,400 kids and after bit of back of the fag packet figuring out to allow for the ratio of kids to parents, grandparents etc. a fair estimate of the number of Catholic voters would be no more than a couple of thousand, maybe 2,500 thousand tops, which is worth maybe 1,300 votes based on turnout in the election, and that assumes they all voted according their conscience as determined by the Catholic Church rather than demonstrating a mind of their own.

So there is a Catholic vote in the area, just not one that would have made the slightest difference to the result.

On a personal note, can I just take the time to say that, speaking as a democrat, if religionists of any particular stripe wish to suggest that people vote according to their religious views rather than any of the many other factors that may come into play when its just them and the ballot box then they are entirely free, and indeed welcome, to set up their own fucking theocratic parties and canvass for votes the same as everyone else.

The clue’s the name, folks – we live in a democracy not a theocracy and if you’d genuinely prefer the latter then please feel free to fuck off and move to Iran, or the Vatican, or anywhere else where your personal predilection for holy rollers can be satisfied without bothering the rest of us.

This message has been brought to you by the letters F, U, C, K, O, F and F.

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Mayor of Simpleton

If you wondering whether the radio silence over the weekend means I’ll be letting the MP for Mid-Narnia off the hook for trying to pull a Mourinho over the failure of her 20 weeks campaign and blame everything and everyone but her own abysmal antics then fear not, there’ll be a fresh bout of MadNaddery along in a while.

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Fallout Boy #2 – The Mad Nad Special

Yes, its time for part two of my own look at the abortion debate as it played out in parliament, and time to get around to the ‘contribution’ of Nadine Dorries.

As our starting point we’ll take what Dave Cole has suggested will become the leitmotif for the entire debate, Dawn Primarolo’s withering assessment of Dorries’ speech during the debate:

The hon. Lady has asserted

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How to blow a ‘breakthrough’

Well, today’s the day that Dizzy joins the mainstream according to Iain Dale:

Eleven days ago I asked a question about Phil Hendren, aka Dizzy Thinks. I said “Why hasn’t a newspaper signed him up yet?” Less than a fortnight later, Phil makes his debut in The Times comment section tomorrow with an excellent piece on the government’s latest big brother plans.

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Tories collecting voter information illegally?

Apropos of my previous post on the Tory’s deeply embarrassing data ‘loss’ in Crewe and Nantwich, further investigations have turned up what appear to be a number of unfortunate ‘anomalies’ in key records.

For one thing, its not at all clear exactly who is responsible for this data and whether it was even collected and processed legally before it left the UK.

A search of… - Continue Reading...

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Tories send private voter data to offshore radio station

Iain Dale’s touting his new weekly slot on Telegraph TV:

This is the first episode of DALE’S TOURS, my new weekly slot for TELEGRAPH TV, in which I go round the country talking to Tory activists, councillors and candidates. It’s part of the RIGHT ON programme. This week I talked to Donald Potter, chairman of Crewe & Nantwich Conservatives.

Really, Iain – and… - Continue Reading...

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Fallout Boy #1

Well it’s the morning afternoon after the night before and the Continuity IDS* spin operation was up bright and early today, so I guess we should get straight down to business and deliver a coup de grace** or two.

*Mike Smithson’s oh-so-beautifully-apt nickname for Conservative Home.

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The (almost) Final Indignity

A much more sentimental character that your humble scribe might feel some sympathy for Nadine Dorries.  I’m sure she set out on her little crusade to restrict legal access to abortion full of optimism and here we are on the big day of the vote and what has she actually achieved?

A few puff pieces in the Telegraph and the Daily Mail and a complete… - Continue Reading...

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Praguetory – Still a Cunt

So there I am, checking out the latest blog chatter about Mad Nad and who should I run across but dear old Praguetory, who’s now getting his jollies by trying to bully university students.

You can check out the action over at the Birmingham University Labour Students blog, where Brigid, who’s a physicist and therefore immediately in my good books, had a few- Continue Reading...

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The Daley Dozen Mistakes

I did wonder whether Iain Dale would have the bottle to stick his own head above the parapet on the HF&E bill, and particularly on the abortion-related amendments, as he certainly can’t be unaware of the pounding that his theatre-going mate, Nadine Dorries, has taken over the last couple of weeks.

And when he does come clean… well, he gets it completely wrong.… - Continue Reading...

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