I scored 13 out of 22!

Sports-fan? I resent the implication.

Thing is, according to this list, if you’re a Rapist or a Murderer, you’re OK – but as a Sports Fan, you’re going to burn.

Well I’m still going to burn with a meager 9.

10. And there’s another, even more extensive list of the damned that I wrote about here, which also condemns “Loud Mouth Women”, “Effeminate Men”, “Sophisticated Swine” and “Sports Nuts” (as distinct from “Sports Fans”?) along with some, er, interesting punctuation.

Wait, eleven.

I could have got to twelve, but I’d have to crowbar “lesbian” in.

I am none of the above.

But then as sure as Debbie did Dallas, I’d wager that someone would think I’d evolved into a drunken liar and a hypocrite.

I’m a drunkard, liar, blasphemer, money lover, atheist, evolutionist, masturbator & hypocrite. By the standards of the utter filth commenting here, I’m virtious

My humble take on the matter of “moralism” is this. With reference to our friend Mary Whitehouse, I said:

“People who get offended by four-letter words and women’s breasts, but have nothing to say about wifebeating, child abuse, and casual racism & homophobia are guilty of the real “filth”. They are the ones who truly are immoral, and who fucking disgust me.”

I also, not so long ago, blogged:

“Why are the swearbloggers so angry? Because they have a solid, principled definition of what should and should not be done, and they see this violated every day by power-hungry fucks. That, to me, is the pinnacle of morality. All the… (all the what? I would say “the puritans”, the “moralisers”, but…) would say “How can you be moral if you swear? And these people have sex and take drugs, that’s immoral too!”

But that is a fucking repulsive thing to say. Perhaps if the self-appointed guardians of our morality were less interested in being censorious with our personal lives, and more interested in stopping governments, large corporations and other bodies abusing their power, they might command my respect. But no”

Oh, and I’m a fornicator too, wasn’t paying attention.

But I’m not a porn lover, a thief, a sports fan or a gambler. None of those activities really appeal.

When I do those “7 deadly sins” type things, I never come out as especially sinful. I come out as neither hot nor cold, just a cunt in general.

I’ll become a pot smoker if it’s legalised, not before.