It’s nice to be wanted… 17 Do you think this is multiple choice? Via FreeThoughtPedia and Pharyngula Share this:TwitterFacebook Post navigation PreviousNext 17 thoughts on “It’s nice to be wanted…” I scored 13 out of 22! Reply Dammit, I only got 10 🙁 Reply Sports-fan? I resent the implication. Reply I’ll set the boundary lower at a mere 9 (but still damned in their bigotted eyes.) Reply Thing is, according to this list, if you’re a Rapist or a Murderer, you’re OK – but as a Sports Fan, you’re going to burn. Well I’m still going to burn with a meager 9. Reply At least 10 with 26 probable others to be taken into consideration. If they have a venn diagram I could be more specific Reply Pingback: Links and stuff between June 2nd and June 3rd - Chicken Yoghurt 10. And there’s another, even more extensive list of the damned that I wrote about here, which also condemns “Loud Mouth Women”, “Effeminate Men”, “Sophisticated Swine” and “Sports Nuts” (as distinct from “Sports Fans”?) along with some, er, interesting punctuation. Reply Twelve. I almost didn’t count liar, but then I realise that I’d be lying if I didn’t. Reply Wait, eleven. I could have got to twelve, but I’d have to crowbar “lesbian” in. Reply 13 but could get 14 with the lesbian crowbar… Reply I am none of the above. But then as sure as Debbie did Dallas, I’d wager that someone would think I’d evolved into a drunken liar and a hypocrite. Reply I must admit that I just cannot look at that sign without forming a mental picture of Hedley Lamarr… I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Reply I’m a drunkard, liar, blasphemer, money lover, atheist, evolutionist, masturbator & hypocrite. By the standards of the utter filth commenting here, I’m virtious 🙂 My humble take on the matter of “moralism” is this. With reference to our friend Mary Whitehouse, I said: “People who get offended by four-letter words and women’s breasts, but have nothing to say about wifebeating, child abuse, and casual racism & homophobia are guilty of the real “filth”. They are the ones who truly are immoral, and who fucking disgust me.” I also, not so long ago, blogged: “Why are the swearbloggers so angry? Because they have a solid, principled definition of what should and should not be done, and they see this violated every day by power-hungry fucks. That, to me, is the pinnacle of morality. All the… (all the what? I would say “the puritans”, the “moralisers”, but…) would say “How can you be moral if you swear? And these people have sex and take drugs, that’s immoral too!” But that is a fucking repulsive thing to say. Perhaps if the self-appointed guardians of our morality were less interested in being censorious with our personal lives, and more interested in stopping governments, large corporations and other bodies abusing their power, they might command my respect. But no” Reply Poo, a mere 12… Reply Oh, and I’m a fornicator too, wasn’t paying attention. But I’m not a porn lover, a thief, a sports fan or a gambler. None of those activities really appeal. When I do those “7 deadly sins” type things, I never come out as especially sinful. I come out as neither hot nor cold, just a cunt in general. I’ll become a pot smoker if it’s legalised, not before. Reply 14. See you all there guys, I’ll keep it toasty… Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.