The Bill Bailey Review

There’s this one celebrity, Rosie O’Donnell, a talk show host, and she said this: “I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.”

So what is this “speaking as a mother” then?

Is that a euphemism for “talking out of my arse”? “Suspending rational thought for a moment”?

As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!!

“Speaking as a mother”.

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Yes, I think that just about sums it up nicely.

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