I see the Anglican Church has announced its new policy on climate change and flood defences:
By Jonathan Wynne-Jones, Sunday Telegraph
Last Updated: 11:50pm BST 30/06/2007
The summer floods are God’s judgment on the immorality and greed of modern society, claim senior Church of England bishops.
Oh fuck me, not this old fucking chestnut again!
One, the Bishop of Carlisle, even said that the introduction of pro-gay laws had provoked God to send the storms that have left thousands homeless.
Thereby advancing quite the best argument in favour of the disestablishment of the Church of England that I’ve seen in quite some time – remember this fucking fr00tl00p gets a seat in the House of Lords by right of his office.
The bishops argued that while those affected are innocent victims, the flooding was a result of western civilisation’s decision to ignore biblical teaching. The Rt Rev Graham Dow, said that the floods were not only a result of a lack of respect for the planet, but also a judgment for decadence.
Said the man pictured in the Telegraph wearing a dress and several grand’s worth of bling.
“This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way,” he said. “We are reaping the consequences of our moral degradation, as well as the environmental damage that we have caused.”
No, its a bit of unseasonably shitty weather, you complete cunt, and all we’re reaping is the consequences of building shitloads of houses on fucking flood plains and not putting enough cash into flood defences and upgrading sewers, so unless god is a fucking major shareholder in a few water companies then this has got fuck all to do with your celestial skyfairy.
The Bishop of Liverpool, the Rt Rev James Jones, previously seen as a future Archbishop of Canterbury or York, said: “People no longer see natural disasters as an act of God. However, we are now reaping what we have sown. If we live in a profligate way then there are going to be consequences.” God is exposing us to the truth of what we have done.”
So people DON’T see natural disasters as an ‘act of god’ but the fucker is still apparently ‘exposing us to the truth of what we have done’???
But if people don’t buy into the old ‘act of god’ scam, then there’s fuck all use is trying to tell them that the old bastard is behind all this shitty weather because no ones’s going to fucking well believe you anyway.
The man’s obviously a complete fucking moron.
The Bishops spoke as flood-hit communities were warned to expect up to two inches of rain – this weekend.
And presumably this pair of cunts are desperately chopping down trees in the North of England, right now, in order to build a fucking ark, right?